will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society??
book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house
book six harry: *loses 70 points for gryffindor* * almost gets expelled* ask me if i give a motherfuck??
Realistic character development
Hufflepuff values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play. Its emblematic animal is the badger, and yellow and black are its colors.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child looks so good!!
the most relatable thing about harry potter? harry and ron bs’ing their divination work like honestly giving up and writing “eaten by a giant marshmallow or something” fuckin same mate
‘‘It just means these tasks are designed to test you in the most brutal way. They’re almost cruel.’’
ok straight up if i went to hogwarts and the stairs started moving just as i was getting to where i was going I’d just lie down on the stairs and give up. Not going back to my dorm tonight lads that’s where i live now. Stairs wanna fuck with me? Jokes on them I’ve already given up on life this is just another step further into my grave.
best unloved characters from the harry potter universe: those bulgarians who tricked fudge into thinking they couldnt speak english for months
Do you ever think about the fact that when Dumbledore asked Hagrid to go tell Harry that he’s a wizard, Hagrid’s reaction was “Okay, but first, I’mma make that boy a cake”. Because I think about that a lot.
biggest mood is when ron didn’t want to clean his room because bill and fleur’s wedding was happening in their house, and not in his room.
female awesome meme: [1/5] mother characters » lily evans (hp)
“Lily Evans. One of the brightest I ever taught. Vivacious, you know. Charming girl.”